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Joke of the Day

"I did some research to study if women like to use soap or body wash when they shower. 100% of them didn't like me watching them while they bathed."

"What do you get when you cross a highway with a lawnmower? Killed."

"Fun fact: the person who said ""If you love something let it go"" died alone, surrounded by 342 cats."

"Me: One large buttery popcorn please! Him: Ma'am you have to buy a ticket to get into the movies... Me: One large buttery popcorn TO GO SIR"

"Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off."

"My dream is to become the first smart person to be interviewed by a newscaster live at a scene."

"My rap name is Weapons of Mass Destruction because you go in thinking I'm going to destroy you but it turns out I've got absolutely nothing."

"dad, we have ants on the counter! Hey, some of them are uncles, moms, and dads. (Thanks dad)"

"Why is Hillary better than a prostitute? Hillary will be whatever you want her to be for a whole campaign, a prostitute only lasts 30 minutes."

"you know what never gets old? Children who died at a young age."