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Joke of the Day
"I've fallen in love' My husband yelled to me as his arse cheeks splashed against the toilet water."
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"Why do lawyers like women with large tits and tight pussies? Because they have big mouths and little dicks."
"How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them? Don't worry they'll tell you"
"[interview after losing a fight] ""What happened out there?"" I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either"
"""Not gay enough"" - superhero working on his costume"
"Have you seen www.boomerang .com? Yes I return to it again and again."
"The Chuckle Brothers hold the record for the World's biggest sheep They've got a 2 metre ewe."
"What would you call a social media marketing genius? Masterbaiter"
"Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but apparently his girlfriend was dead against it."
"You win some, you booze some!"