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Joke of the Day

"Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but apparently his girlfriend was dead against it."

"10yr old sons joke: Why was ""C"" afraid of all the other letters ? They are all ""Not-C's"" !"

"What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick"

"What's green and then red? A frog in a blender."

"Your first mistake was wearing heels in this dodgeball tournament, Jason. The second was thinking that they went with that dress."

"You gotta kiss a lotta frogs to get a lotta desperate late-night texts from frogs."

"Women I sleep with get so weird when I ask them to sign the guestbook."

"What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him? Ayyyy watch it homes!"

"Golfer: ""I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."" Caddy: ""Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."""

"What do you call someone with spasms and bladder problems? A twitch streamer."