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Joke of the Day

"Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but apparently his girlfriend was dead against it."

"I'm sad because I don't have an Xbox. Someone console me."

"Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ? Bran He is Hodorless"

"Request: dead baby jokes What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang"

"I had a heated argument with my wife last night... Apparently leaving the water heater on got me in hot water."

"Just met a guy.Omg he was so fit! Just met a guy.Omg he was so fit. Handsome even. Never will I met a guy like him again. Caring. Emotional. Nice. And his name was the first letter of each sentence"

"Is there as much intelligence disparity in other animals as humans? Does any cow make other cows go, ""That's the dumbest cow I've ever met""?"

"Why don't black people dream? The last black man to have a dream got shot."

"How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge? He had seen a sign saying 'Uncle Simian Wants You!'"

"What do you call a place showcasing gay people in their natural environment? A queerium"