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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them? Don't worry they'll tell you"
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"A guy told me I'm bad at flirting and I got so mad I took back all the dead birds I nailed to his door."
"What is the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney."
"The past, the present and the future walk into a bar... ...Then things got tense."
"What is the worst thing about being an egg? You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!"
"Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!"
"COLLEGE MEMORIES: After the girl I was kissing used my bathroom, I noticed my toilet seat was left up. So I asked if I could suck her dong."
"What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe."
"When I lost my rifle the army charged me $85.That's why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship. Sometimes shit happens"
"30 seconds left on the microwave. Women: set table, pour drinks, tweet, talk on the phone. Men: do the space shuttle countdown."