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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them? Don't worry they'll tell you"
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"Just burnt my Hawaiian pizza... Guess I should've put it on aloha temperature."
"I'm rich; what am I supposed to do, hide it?"
"What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !"
"A black kid asks his father"
"Toast I'd like to propose a toast, but I'm all out of bread."
"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the Hell out of it."
"Waiter to four women at his table in a restaurant in Boca Raton. ""Hello ladies, is ANYTHING okay?"""
"I'm constantly amazed at how different my twin daughters are. Lisa is so much more positive & confident than her sister Hog Face."
"This one needs your full participation! Say it out loud. Say the word ""silk"" 3 times Now, what do cows drink?"