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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill"
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"Q: What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? A: Nacho Cheese."
"How come you catch more flies with honey... ... but you don't catch more honies with fly?"
"What do you call religious pasta? Raviholy."
"Sometimes people say I look like Owen Wilson, and I always say the same thing to them Wooow, You're crazier than a road lizard."
"If you can think of a better fish pun Let minnow"
"Wife: ""Can you pick up milk?"" Me: *lifts gallon* ""Yeah, it's easy."" Wife: ""I mean from the store."" Me: ""I'd imagine it weighs the same there too"""
"What's black & grey and also looks good on a cop? The World Trade Center"
"In the days before the Internet... did black people watch Cops to see what their family and friends were up to?"
"I went to a metal concert, the singer was a bit ill... Still fuckin' sick though!"