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Joke of the Day

"The Chuckle Brothers hold the record for the World's biggest sheep They've got a 2 metre ewe."

"That moment where you playfully punch a kid in the grocery store, and only afterwards realize it wasn't yours."

"What do ya call an overweight Scottish pigeon .... A fat coo... Im here all week."

"How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!"

"Is that a Nexus 6 or are you just happy to see me?"

"Why didn't Chris Brown make any headphones? He definitely knows how to make a good beat. I will show myself out."

"(Business) Mike: It's a sled. I call it the Mikesled. Bob: I have a better idea."

"On Family Guy, why is the Griffen's internet so slow? They only have one meg."

"Have you heard about Reddit OP having a miscarriage? She could not deliver :("

"I was a fantastic parent right up until I had kids of my own."