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Joke of the Day
"The Chuckle Brothers hold the record for the World's biggest sheep They've got a 2 metre ewe."
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"One beer please! *This is Starbucks!* Oh, my fault, I'm Bill."
"A bear walked in the forest Suddenly he saw a burning car. The bear sat in the car. And burned."
"My friend is a German butcher He always tells me the wurst jokes."
"What do you call Jews with HIV? Financial AIDS."
"I wrote a Ricky Martin joke, but it was gay."
"What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you."
"What's brown and sticky?... a stick. What's brown and runny?... Usain Bolt"
"Why are Catholics the worst drivers? They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child)."
"How many pirates does it take to screw in a lightbulb in China? "