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Joke of the Day
"What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe? Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you"
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"If diet and exercise are not working for you, try actually dieting and actually exercising."
"Durex's ""Eggplant Flavoured"" condom won't be the first time a woman's being pleasured by a vegetable. Just ask Mrs. Stephen Hawking."
"People drinking wine in nice restaurants at 2:30 pm - Who are you and how do you get the time and money? Teach me."
"History: delete Pics: delete Texts: delete Kik: delete ""Why yes, you can use my phone for a second."""
"I hate spelling errors... You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."
"What do you call a big Irish spider? Paddy long legs"
"What do lovesick owls say when it's raining? Too-wet-to-woo."
"I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. "
"What is the stupidest animal in the jungle? The Polar Bear."