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Joke of the Day

"Gift cards are another way of saying, don't spend this on dope."

"Guy across the road can't get his truck started. Now he's rolled up his sleeves. That's how you start trucks. By rolling up your sleeves."

"We have to seriously stop with the Holocaust jokes..... ""Ann Frankly"", they're quite offensive"

"I like it when people complement me on my grammar"

"The brochure for my new camera says that the shutter speed is so fast that you can photograph a hummingbirds wings in flight, or a woman with her mouth shut"

"My 83 year old grandfather is still trying to be a successful rapper, his name? Two canes"

"I once got a ride home from the pizza guy by ordering 1 pizza to be delivered to the bar and 1 to my house. Pretty sure i deserve an award."

"My girlfriend complained we don't spend enough time together. So she came up with a perfect solution... ... and broke up with me."

"Whoever said nothing good comes easy Never had a premature ejaculation."

"Did you hear the Joke they don't tell retards... No, Oh my bad."