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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Michael phelps and hitler... Michael phelps can finish a race"
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"Let me put on my thinking cap hmmm... all I'm coming up with is ""I'm a sentient garment my very existence is a horror kill me now""."
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"How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act? A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked? A: Yes HIRED!"
"I met a girl last night at a bar... She said she wanted the night to be magical... So i fucked her and disappeared."
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"How do really crazy people get through the forest? Via the psycho path."
"Michael J Fox got a new restaurant endorsement deal... Shakey's"