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Joke of the Day
"Why'd the band teacher go to jai? Because he fingered A-minor"
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"What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? Names! -Bo Burnham"
"Archaeologists have discovered a mummy in Egypt encased in chocolate and surrounded by hazelnuts They are calling it ""The Pharaoh Rocher"""
"They say there is safety in numbers tell that to 6 million jews"
"#WhenIWasYourAge: We had to open all doors by ourselves. None of them knew we were coming."
"You know as long as you keep babies well fed they're usually pretty good... But I like mine with a little BBQ sauce."
"Your Honor the defense rests. They are so tired. Aww they look like angels when they sleep. Kinda makes u forget about the double homicide"
"""U can legally stab someone if u suspect they're a Gary."" -no you can't *pulling knife from sheath* ""Sounds like somthin a Gary would say"""
"why is Peter Pan always flying because he neverlands."
"My kid's favorite joke right now: Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. ... omg that is SO gross"