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Joke of the Day

"Only one person cried when Chuck Norris was born and that was the doctor.... no one slaps Chuck Norris"

"what do you call a crappy sock puppet? sock pooppet"

"Cinco de Mayo means five of mayonnaise in Spanish."

"I feel bad for that caveman who invented the wheel because you know his mother-in-law was all ""She shoulda married Grog. He invented fire"""

"You know who's full of themselves Narcissistic cannibals"

"I was going to smoke a joint with some Mexicans But when I asked if anyone had papers, they all ran off."

"I hear they're making a new 50 euro note on grease proof paper"

"""Oh great. Another puppy."" - Sarah McLachlan's friends at Christmas"

"Where do you put a Jew who can't pay attention? Concentration Camp."

"Hat did one prick say to the other prick? Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts!"