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Joke of the Day

"I put a black hole in my living room. It's great. Really pulls the room together."

"I could've had a kid with a heroin addiction but Noooo. Instead my kid wants to join a Christian rock band."

"Why did a Mexican man throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila."

"What do farts and children have in common? You love your own, but hate everyone else's."

"I live in a pretty rough area. The priest at our church had to leave because of a child abuse scandal. He was raped by three kids."

"Brostache117, Penguin_Party12345, D3ATHfromAB0V3x and thewakingforce"

"Death is a part of life... Specifically the last part."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? (From u/cherryslurpee) I won't pay 100 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"My dad smeared glue all over his Uzi, and he say's his Glock is next. He can't be talked out of it. He's sticking to his guns."

"Two blondes are having a conversation... Do you know that the black box of an airplane is actually orange! The other respond: OMG! So, it's not a box?!?"