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Joke of the Day
"I put a black hole in my living room. It's great. Really pulls the room together."
Next Joke
"This old lady in the grocery store was just giving me the weirdest looks and the worst piggy back ride of my life"
"My wife caught me looking at a seagull at the beach so now we're in this big fight."
"A monk killed a man before going into fasting... It was a premeditated homocide"
"My four year old cousin told me: Home is where you can sit on the toilet as long as you want."
"I'm stoned. Either the smoke alarm is beeping or the house is backing up."
"Is the bakery hiring? Cause I think I'll knead a little bit of dough to get by."
"Anyone else find it slightly suspicious that a massive plane's gone missing over the same ocean that Bin Laden's floating in.....?"
"Kid: Dad, what does ironic mean? Dad: Well son, when 2 people decide to get married on Independence Day....."
"He Who Farts In Church... ...Sits In His Own Pew."