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Joke of the Day

"I live in a pretty rough area. The priest at our church had to leave because of a child abuse scandal. He was raped by three kids."

"Sound is slower than light... That's why some people appear to be smart before they open their mouth"

"If I can eat or drink it in less than two minutes, don't tell me it's 3.5 servings."

"Q: What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change."

"there are 2 reasons why I dont take my GF on a long ride with Audi R8 Firstly, i have no GF and secondly I have no Audi R8."

"A priest and a rabbi are walking past a play ground. and the priest says, "" do you want to go fuck some kids?"" and the rabbi replies, ""out of what?"""

"What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with ""N"" and ends with ""R""? Neighbor"

"My dentist bumped into my orthodontist. I'm sure it was acci*dental*."

"What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas!"

"There's a lady at work named Lillian Llewellyn who carries a briefcase and I like to imagine it falling open and spilling a bunch of L's"