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Joke of the Day
"Death is a part of life... Specifically the last part."
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"If Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Justin Bieber were in an elevator with me and I only had two bullets, I would... ..wonder why I didn't bring a fucking gun!"
"What did the snail on the turtles back say? WEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Why do chat fail always look fake Because they are"
"Why can't ghosts make babies? They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out."
"What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob."
"Willie Nelson? (NSFW) What is the worst thing Willie Nelson could say to you while you are giving him a blowjob? I'm not really Willie Nelson"
"Dr. Frankenstein: The original body-builder!"
"What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat? Kicked out of the petting zoo."
"Apparently the Burger King account is suspended while they think of a stronger password than ""horsemeat""."