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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes are having a conversation... Do you know that the black box of an airplane is actually orange! The other respond: OMG! So, it's not a box?!?"

"I met a girl named ""JKMNO"" today when I mispronounced her name. I asked her proper pronunciation... Her name was ""No L"""

"What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper? Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads ""Lindsay Lohan in jail"""

"What do you call a blind german? A not-see"

"Know how to get a lot of head? Give Michael J. Fox a pitcher of beer"

"Putting clothes on an animal is like putting on an overcoat over your overcoat."

"What is a man's most sensitive organ while masturbating? His ears"

"I knew I was going to jail when I yanked at the cop pants and they didn't tear away .."

"Why is a good husband like bread dough? Because his wife needs him."

"Did you hear about the bassist? Did you hear about the bassist that was SO out of tune people noticed?"