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Joke of the Day
"Why did a Mexican man throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila."
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"Maybe I misheard him... But I think God just told me to start building a really big goat."
"How does a Mexican build a house? Juan nail at a time."
"Why can't Asian couples have a caucasian child? Because two wongs don't make a white."
"Did youz guys hear about the blow job competition last night? It was nuts, the race was neck and neck till the very end!"
"After you're done watching them, Netflix should let you exchange children."
"Types of cows What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom"
"Give a teen a basketball and he would have fun for a day Give a blind man a basketball and he would read it like a book"
"If you break up and get back together more than twice, I will not listen or care about your relationship problems you idiot."
"The square was killed 10 minutes ago... The killer must be a-round"