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Joke of the Day
"Why did a Mexican man throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila."
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"A woman walks into a bar... And the bartender says, ""What'll it be, love?"" The woman replies, ""I'll take a double entendre."" So he gave it to her."
"I took a laxative and smoked some weed. You know just for shits and giggles."
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"I heard this song by the Righteous Brothers I cant remember what its called, but it was off the chain"