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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Mexican word of the day? Chicken wings My wife plays the lottery so chicken wings some money!!!"

"Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons? Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!"

"To smell good while aboard the ISS, astronauts wear ... Old Space."

"A poem for Valentine's Day Love is the fart of every heart, for when held in it pains the host, but when released pains others most."

"A revolving door is an IQ test you can fail in public."

"I bought a pair of Undies yesterday. On the front it says, ""I Will do Anything For Love"" ..and on the back it says, ""But I Won't do That."""

"Does anyone know of any rappers who are proud of their hometowns?"

"I hope fashion in the future isn't all like, weird metal bird outfits. Cuz a bunch of mine just got stolen."

"My mind's telling me ""No!"" But my body, my body's telling me ""There's that chicken salad in the fridge."""

"Apparently my friends think I'm paranoid. I fucking knew it."