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Joke of the Day

"To smell good while aboard the ISS, astronauts wear ... Old Space."

"Life without you is like FACEBOOK without friends, YOUTUBE without videos and GOOGLE with no results..."

"Waddya get if you mix Canadian Club and Southern Comfort? What you most assuredly deserve"

"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year!"

"what's the difference between a normal consumer and a prostitute? A normal consumer aims to get the most bang for their buck. A prostitute aims to get the most buck for their bang."

"[knock at door] Cop: open up, it's the police Me [doing an Estonian accent]: I'm not here Cop: are you in Estonia? Me: I am. I'm in Estonia"

"Why do people go to the gym again? Do they not know what a nap is?"

"Guess what? You didn't guess what."

"""I heard you have unlimited breadsticks?"" Sure do, table for 1? ""Quack!"" Wait a second *trench coat falls, family of ducks run away*"

"Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !"