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Joke of the Day

"My mind's telling me ""No!"" But my body, my body's telling me ""There's that chicken salad in the fridge."""

"Buddhist Monk sees kid in Nirvana t-shirt: ""You like Nirvana? What's your favorite step on the 8-fold Path?"" Kid: Nevermind ""Yeah, me, too."""

"My friend really likes to have sex with people. I guess it's the teenage whoremones."

"Michael Jackson had alot of good songs... But his best ones were when he was in A Minor"

"""This place needs to be sticky, wall to wall."" -Every 2 year old with a Popsicle."

"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine."

"[creation] GOD: So how do you like the flying? PENGUIN: Meh it's no big deal GOD: Oh is that right"

"Different religions can be really strict about adherence to their principles. I hate anal sects."

"Do steam rollers really roll steam?"

"No, not bisexual, I said beesexual. I fuck bees."