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Joke of the Day

"A poem for Valentine's Day Love is the fart of every heart, for when held in it pains the host, but when released pains others most."

"Traveling through Italy I spent hundreds of Euros on pasta. (Pun) It was worth every Penne."

"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees ? they are really good at it"

"Kids: Your homework is being graded by someone who's buzzed."

"You shouldn't commit any crimes after you marry someone. Why? Because you have a mother in law."

"What's black and white and goes on eight wheels? A nun on roller skates. - kills self"

"Hi I'm an evil ghost with the ability to defy time & space, but I think the best example of my powers will be to slightly close this door."

"Q: What do you call a fish with three eyes? A: Fiiish."

"You should always buy very high end speakers It's a sound investment"

"Several fonts walk into a bar. ""Get out of here!"" shouts the bartender. ""We don't serve your type here."""