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Joke of the Day
"Apparently my friends think I'm paranoid. I fucking knew it."
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"What do you call a fatality that results from friendly fire in a gang war? Homiecide"
"There was an episode of the Flintstones where a mechanic worked on Fred's car HEY FRED YOURE GETTING RIPPED OFF THERE IS NO ENGINE IN THERE"
"My wife is so much more attractive without having glasses on. That's why I always take mine off when I get home from work!"
"Trees are really rude They're always throwing shade!"
"What did the fisherman do on his date? Netfish and krill"
"I'm surprised more people didn't know about the NSA spying programs I mean most of our computers are labelled ""Intel"""
"Why is George Clooney unhappy with his sex life now? Because he married her under the impression that Anal was her nickname"
"Whoever has my voodoo doll out there ... please scratch between my shoulder blades."
"Time travel I was gonna do a joke about time travel... but no one liked it."