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Joke of the Day

"My friend lives on a court with a sign, ""No outlet."" I wonder where he plugs in his TV?"

"Han solo vs Redditor Han: NEVER tell me the odds! Redditor: I don't even."

"What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed? Looks like we got a tail."

"Chris Eubank has written a book about Ethics He said if it sells well he will write one about Kent too."

"""And what do your parents do?"" BABY COW: Well, my mom is basically a vending machine and my dad is hamburgers"

"I don't know why I got fired from my job at the M&M factory. I threw out all the Ws, they should be happy!"

"I used to live above the Wilson factory, but had to move because they were always making a racket."

"Have you ever visited the area between Thailand and Vietnam? Don't bother. It's pretty Laos-y."

"What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)"

"A romcom where I go to stop you at the airport, except I go to Cinnabon & then forget why I'm at the airport."