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Joke of the Day

"I got banned from the sperm bank the other day... They said I couldn't come within five hundred feet of the building."

"hey @BestBuy a worker here has a hole cut out of his polo for his nipple ring to show through. he says ""it's new and needs to breathe"""

"What kind of environment do hobbits live in? A hobbitat"

"What's black and eats banana's? Apparently half of London"

"How can you tell a mechanic got laid? He has one clean finger"

"What do you call a fake pasta? An impasta."

"What do you call a spiderman that's good at sex? Peter Parker"

"if you can get a price tag onto a priceless jewel they have to sell it to you for that price, it's a simply trick that saves on heist work"

"Where my hanging preposition lovers at?"

"My roommate says that I'm hard to live with... Where does the arrogant bastard get off saying things like that, He muttered it under his breath in the shower... Son of a bitch."