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Joke of the Day

"Lawyer: The defense rests Judge: Counselor, your rebuttal? Lawyer: HAHAHA that sounded like ""you're a butthole"" Judge: LOLOLOL #Buttle"

"I was going to get a face-lift but I thought about my health and went for face-stairs instead"

"You know what really grinds my gears? Poor shifting technique."

"There's no way witnessing the birth of your child is better than seeing your luggage come out first on the baggage carousel."

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ... Then I thought, ""look what's telling me that"""

"Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was out standing in his field"

"Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K? A: A book."

"What do you get when you cross Rogaine with Viagra? Don King"

"""I can't begin to tell y-"" ""Good."""

"There is a blonde and a zebra in a bath tub... And the blonde asks the zebra, ""can you pass the soap?"" The zebra says, ""What do you think I am? A fucking typewriter!?"""