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"They say being a hostage is difficult - but I could do that with my hands tied behind my back."
"I bet Islamic women have a hard time tagging their girlfriends on Facebook."
"Why did adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side"
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christoper Walken"
"What's one cracker plus two crackers. [257 Calories](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)"
"Why are there no cats in Germany? Because they have nein lives."
"A blowjob makes your day, but anal makes your hole weak."
"Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter? Because it was a little chicken."
"My weightlifting trainer told me the key is ""If it burns, it grows"" So I lit my cock on fire"