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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross Rogaine with Viagra? Don King"
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"imagine if your fridge did what you do everyday,every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5minutes then leaves"
"Why don't they let whales into strip clubs? They tend to humpback."
"I would never bungee jump... I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I'm not going out cause of one."
"""Oh my god! Sarah Jessica Parker is a competitive sprinter?!"" ""Greg, calm down! This is just the Kentucky Derby."""
"A Quebecer staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. ""Black pepper, or white pepper?"" asked the concierge. ""Toilette pepper!"" yelled the Quebecer."
"[my cell phone rings] ME (a person who pays a monthly fee to allow this): Ugh why is this happening"
"Did you hear about that African-Asian summit? Apparently it was a black-thai do."
"Please can anyone remind if the world has ended? I need to add it to the minutes for my gay agenda."
"For sale: 2 dead birds (Not going cheep)"