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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K? A: A book."
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"My Girlfriend is always covered in bruises because she doesn't listen.. I'm always like ""You're about to run into that lamp!"""
"What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple? An idle worshiper."
"When God made raccoons he was like do you want to be an old timey burglar or a trash digger. Too slow. You're both now."
"Add wife, have life If you marry one woman, She will fight with you. But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you. Think different. Add wife, have life"
"I could never learn the alphabet as a kid. problems with the x..."
"I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. *I'm not even high."
"""i wonder what i'll order from amazon prime today"" - me every morning kinda"
"need a last minute valentine's day gift for that special lady? why not give her the timeless gift of my phone number"
"Dentist to parsimonious patient ""No we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"""