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Joke of the Day

"God: okay I need to create something to fill the dark empty void in the meaningless lives of unmotivated people [creates Twitter]"

"What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff? Dog gone!"

"What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat"

"Just go ahead and arrest the psychopaths who still have egg avatars."

"Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you."

"What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons? Jose & Hose-B"

"French joke Why are the streets of France lined with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade."

"When I see someone laughing to themselves in public, I love to imagine what they're thinking about, even though deep down I know: it's memes"

"My recipe for vodka-flavoured brats never caught on. It was the Absolut wurst."

"I just don't get the immigration issue... If they can't get Visas, then they should just apply for Mastercards."