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Joke of the Day
"What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat"
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"The ethernet is used to catch the etherbunny."
"The Water Board sent me a notice saying that my bill was a year old, I obviously apologised for forgetting, and sent them a birthday card."
"Fondly remembering a time when I could wear an over-sized guy's cardigan and still look pretty sexy, now I just look like a crazy bag lady."
"I'm selling a used French rifle Never been fired, only dropped once."
"How do you cover 12 holes with one hole? Take a flute and shove it up your ass."
"If I hear someone crying I immediately cry louder to establish myself as the dominant sad person in the room"
"Do you know why women aren't allowed in space? * To avoid scenarios like: ""Houston, we have a problem!"" * ""What is the problem?"" * ""Yeah, great, pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about!"""
"How do you make a coffee sad? You mocha..."
"What's a horny pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty"