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Joke of the Day
"My recipe for vodka-flavoured brats never caught on. It was the Absolut wurst."
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"I've been dating a homeless woman recently and I think it's getting serious... She's asked me to move out with her..."
"I had an artist put a tattoo of an asshole put over my asshole. That way I can say, ""Are you referring to me or my tattoo?"""
"Doctor Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !"
"Pc Does anybody knows how to clean a laptop without opening it"
"A young musician left his priceless Stradivarius violin on a train in Germany. But it was returned... no strings attached. Wait...what ?"
"What do you call two identical boobs? Identitties."
"Tech support guy asked me to rank my issue as normal, urgent, or extremely urgent. I did a 6min long scream into the phone & let him decide."
"My master plan is to forget sunglasses at every location in the world so wherever I am I'll always have sunglasses."
"I met a girl who said she liked Imagine Dragons. I asked her if she could Imagine Dragon these nuts across her chin."