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Joke of the Day
"My recipe for vodka-flavoured brats never caught on. It was the Absolut wurst."
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"I'm badman! bad to whom? whoman!"
"Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees."
"Why do the 5 seconds I have to wait before I can ""skip ad"" last 30 seconds?"
"I just burnt my tongue on my food. It made me realise that it's the ones we love that hurt us the most."
"New years eve. An evening of fun, alcohol, laughter,, family, and friends Or at least that's what it could have been if you weren't sat here browsing reddit"
"why are most reddit posts medium rare? because they certainly aren't rare, and are definitely not well done."
"What do you say when you see three whales? Whale whale whale, what do we have here?"
"Apple's new iphone sold over 13M units this past weekend I guess you can say it was a 6S"
"If you want to piss off a fat person, just date their ex. They hate when someone messes with their leftovers"