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Joke of the Day

"I just don't get the immigration issue... If they can't get Visas, then they should just apply for Mastercards."

"So your face, is it permanently like that or are you genuinely surprised every time you take a selfie?"

"I dare McDonald's to introduce a black Hamburglar. I McDouble dare them."

"What do people say when they eat very tasty jam? ""Jaaaam,this is good"""

"Ever since the news came out about Samsung.... Their phones have been blowing up."

"What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit? Well they [deleted]"

"Unshakable Fact # 5 Arguing over a girl's breast size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available."

"Strip clubs should make the strippers wear garlic scented perfumes so when I come home I can tell my gf I was at an Italian restaurant."

"I got jumped the other night, the muggers made off with my wallet, cuff links, and mood ring... I'm still not sure how I feel about that."

"How did I get out of Iraq? Iran."