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Joke of the Day
"French joke Why are the streets of France lined with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade."
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"Oh please don't do it! Oh please don't do! Oh please don't! Oh please do! Oh please! Oh!"
"My grandma is 80 years old, and still doesn't need glasses... She drinks right out of the bottle."
"What is the biggest joke in the world as of now? The current US presidential election"
"Me: Where's your maternity section? Her: Over there. How far along is she? Me: Her? I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her..."
"[Rock Paper Scissors Best of 7 Championship] *down 3 games to 0 against Edward Scissorhands* MY COACH: Stop choosing paper!"
"What did your mom's leg say to her other leg? Nothing; they've never met."
"Beethoven must've hated his music... Sure he spent a lifetime composing, but so far he's spent centuries decomposing."
"a bum came up to me once and said ""sticking your junk in the snow is what necrophilia feels like"" ok"
"Wind In The Willows: Choosing Nicknames: Ratty: I'll be The Ratster! Toad: I'll be The Toadster! Mole: I'll be The Molest... I'll be Moley."