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Joke of the Day

"Just go ahead and arrest the psychopaths who still have egg avatars."

"How does a Korean walk a dog? With a little bit of oil."

"Easter is almost here. So to celebrate, I'm going to get nailed and hammered like Jesus would want me to."

"Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship? So he could go to otter space."

"My Optometrist told me in 8 years I'd have 2020 vision."

"Interviewer: Can we call your former employer for a reference? Me: Not if you're considering me for the job."

"If an apple a day keeps the doctor away how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?"

"My guide on how to fall down a flight of stairs.. .. In just a few simple steps"

"there are some really great cocktails you can have when it gets cold. Gin and coffee, gin and hot water, microwaved gin, go nuts"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just kidding, feminists can't change anything."