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Joke of the Day
"Why was the dolphin keeper depressed? Because he had no porpoise."
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"Never trust an atom. They make up everything."
"What's the best part of having sex with twenty seven year olds? There are twenty of them."
"What does a Russian need to drink to get his alcohol level to 200mg.. ..nothing for 3 days."
"What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeno business."
"So the invisible man masturbated the other day No one saw him coming."
"Talking shoes What did the shoes say to the capri pants? ""What's up britches!"" What did the shoes say to the black underpants? ""Whassup my knickers?"""
"What do you have when you got 6 road workers and 6 lesbians? 12 people who don't do dick."
"A priest and a rabbi are in a boat they approach a bridge over the river and see a young boy standing there. The priest says to the rabbi ""Should we fuck him?"" The rabbi replies ""Out of what?"""
"I like girls who don't study. Because they want the D."