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Joke of the Day
"So the invisible man masturbated the other day No one saw him coming."
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"What sound does a cheating chicken? Cuck."
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"When you're dead, you have no idea you're dead. It's only difficult for other people..... Much the same as when you're stupid....."
"How to get a divorce Wife: Honey, how do I look? Husband: Like a.. Well, great! Wife: Good great or bad great? Husband: Overflowing sewer grate."
"Why are trombones the sexiest instruments in the orchestra? Because they can be played in seven positions and you have to oil the slide."
"I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them."
"Why did mr.Potato head go to Prison. Hash browns."
"If you think Phil Robertson (the Duck Dynasty guy) has offensive view regarding homosexuality, or slavery... You should hear his answers regarding evolution, climate change, or 8 plus 9."
"What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa? That's a peng ting."