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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part of having sex with twenty seven year olds? There are twenty of them."
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"""there's no such thing as a stupid opinion"" said the world's first feminist"
"""Thank you for coming."" ""It was mandatory."" #corporateshows"
"a local dj is beat up and left for dead, i guess you could say... the tables have been turned"
"SOBER is actually an acronym that stands for: Son Of a Bitch, Everything's Real"
"Why can't you hear my grandma when she's taking a piss? 'coz her pussy is hanging in the water!!"
"Took a random unmarked pill I found on the floor because times are tough and no matter what happens it'll make for good tweets."
"*filming the Buick commercial with Matthew McConaughey* ""the leather keeps sticking to my back"" ""for the last time Matt keep ur shirt on"""
"What is H1B for ""Come here often?"" ? Visit this establishment frequently ?"
"-1 23 It was delicious."