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Joke of the Day

"Never trust an atom. They make up everything."

"Being baptized is like having antivirus for a PC It helps protect you from consequences of sinning going forward (but not guaranteed)"

"Short simple fish joke A fish is swiming upstream in a river hits a concrete wall looks up and says ,dam!"

"If this paper cut is any indication of my pain threshold, then child birth would definitely kill me."

"Hard work pays off in in the future Laziness pays off now"

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like ""hey thanks"" and I'm like ""I'm just happy to be a part of this nice community"""

"Why was Jesus a virgin when he died? Every time he touched a ""wound"" it closed."

"Difference between me and hitler At least Hitler knew when to kill himself"

"You could film me for a month and still not have enough footage for a 30 second 'Rocky training' typed montage of my productiveness at work."

"What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse? Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!"