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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple waits until you are 13 to come on your face."

"The closest I've been to murder is holding my choco-chip cookie under the milk until the bubbles stop..."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid money to have a garbanzo bean on my face"

"Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!"

"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars."

"Best Ever Comedy Movies - Can You Guess The Movie Quote"

"I'm watching TV My grandfather walks by: What's on? Me: Soccer Grandfather: Who's playing? Me: Austria-Hungary Grandfather:And Against who?"

"How do tree surgeons live? Life on the hedge!"

"My mom always says ""Alcohol is your enemy!"" Jesus says, ""Thou shalt love thy enemy."""

"I cant share a coke with my native american friend. You try finding a label that says ""little feather"""