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Joke of the Day

"How do tree surgeons live? Life on the hedge!"

"Does anyone know a good locksmith? I spent the entire day cleaning the entire house and need to keep my family out."

"*walks up to attractive person* I noticed u were eating. U wont believe this but I ALSO enjoy eating. We should get food or married sometime"

"Why should you never bully a dyslexic dwarf? Because it's not big and it's not clever!"

"Why is the retirement center nicknamed ""the garden""? Because it is full of vegetables."

"A computer developer after spending time with his girlfriend And after he makes love to her he tells her that they're compatible together and to not update the drivers"

"Why did the tissue get up and dance? It had a little boogy in it."

"A real man can feel embarrassed only two times in his life... the first time when he can't manage the second time, and the second time when he can't manage the first time."

"Nsfw Whats the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? The zit waits untill you're 12 to come onto your face."

"What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common? The harder you hit it the more English you get"