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Joke of the Day
"My mom always says ""Alcohol is your enemy!"" Jesus says, ""Thou shalt love thy enemy."""
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"Did you hear about the Mexican train bomber? He had locomotives!"
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""... Then what's the opposite of ""progress?"""
"Sure, I'll help you find those paper cuts. -Purell"
"I suppose I should be thankful that I'm a single adult. Life would be much more complicated if I were multiple adults."
"Have you ever been camping with a guy who has uncontrollable diarrhea? Shit's intense."
"I went to the doctor because my hearing problem The doctor said 'Can you describe the symptoms?' I said 'Yeah, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair'"
"Saw a cow jump over a barbed wire fence today... It was udder destruction."
"I changed my Ipod's name to Titanic Its Syncing"
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