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Joke of the Day
"want to know why i didnt have sex last night? The roofie didn't work."
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"What's a suicidal Russian's favorite drink? Cyka bleach"
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"black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... the bartender says ""where did you get that?"" parrot says ""africa, where else?"""