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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure how I can prove it, but I think I'm actually more stupid since joining Twitter..."

"Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one..............one bad-ass that is."

"I started a band called 1023 Megabytes We're pretty good but we haven't gotten a gig yet"

"Muammar Gaddafi wasn't really that bad...... But his brothers, Larrymar and Curlymar were the worst!"

"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom"

"Why do Asian women have small tits? Because only A's are acceptable."

"Just found out my wife is a dolphin in a wig."

"Fox Mulder, age 6: *looks under pillow* MOM! IT DISAPPEARED! Mom: the Tooth Fairy took it, dear Fox: you mean... the tooth is out there?"

"What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road."

"What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick."