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Joke of the Day
"What's a suicidal Russian's favorite drink? Cyka bleach"
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"I am so poor... I cant even pay attention."
"What is the derivative of 151? Poke(dx)"
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"I don't think anyone would be surprised if Captain Morgan was arrested for Boating Under the Influence."