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"On a scale of 1-10 How old was Michael Jackson's boyfriend?"
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"There are two kinds of people People who can count People who can't count People who are there for no particular reason"
"Storm What do call if it was raining Nazis? A Heil storm"
"What do a woman and a condom have in common? They spend more time in your wallet than they do on your dick."
"I'm really worried Justin Timberlake is going to have me naked by the end of this song."
"If the President rides equestrian without a saddle, what do you call the animal he's on? Bare Horse One."
"What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job? One brightly shines..."
"I just folded a fitted sheet so beautifully an owl just delivered a Hogwarts acceptance letter to my house"
"I failed every subject except for algebra. How did you keep from failing that? I didn't take algebra!"
"Have you ever seen those ""Give a penny, take a penny"" things at convenience stores??? that makes no cents"