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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the war on diarrhea? It started out as a smear campaign, but ended up being a real shitshow."

"Google+ is like the gym of social networking. We all join it, but nobody uses it."

"A man walks into the shop of a psychic barber Barber: Say no more"

"How often do I make a chemistry joke? Periodically."

"Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive? A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5"" Inches."

"When I was 20, a stranger ran up to me in the street and said we should get a divorce. That set the tone of weirdness for my adult life."

"What do ducks do at Christmas time? They Duckerate cookies. ...lol..."

"Facts and science no longer matter. Remember the Renaissance? This era is the opposite of that."

"Congress looks like the worst group project ever."

"I don't want to tell an anal joke... But fuck it."