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Joke of the Day
"What did cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi"
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"How do you keep brown bears off your property? Build a wall"
"Bored? 1 Find a group photo of 4 girls. 2 Comment, ""You 3 look awesome!""3 And wait..."
"My urologist told me I need to stop masturbating... I asked him why and he told me it's very innapropriate masturbate during a physical exam."
"What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer! What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye-deer!"
"My favourite sexual move is the JFK I splatter all over her face while she screams and tries to get out of the car"
"I've been working on a new type of martial arts that involves the taking of money from Hispanics. TakeJuan'sdough."
"Is that mine? I was walking down the street when I saw black guy with a laptop. Is that mine? I thought. It looks exactly like mine... but that can't be... Mine should be at home cleaning my shoes."
"How come nobody created this obvious children's toy? Squeaky Fromme dolls. Think about it. They'd make good doggie chew toys too...."