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Joke of the Day
"What did cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi"
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"A lot of my friends struggle hard with drug addiction and alcoholism but they both came real easy for me."
"Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls til she died"
"Why did Moses lead the Jews around the desert for 40 years? Because someone dropped a quarter."
"Why are there never any GOOD side effects? Just once I'd like to read a prescription bottle that says, ""May cause extreme sexiness."""
"Researchers say men are 3 times more likely to be the first to say ""I love you"", than women. In our defence, ladies, we don't mean it"
"How does a chicken do their hair? With a comb, In one fowl swoop."
"What do challah and martial arts have in common? Judo"
"Bottom of the Class ""I'm worried about you always being at the bottom of your class,"" said the father to his son. ""Don't worry Dad,"" he replied. ""They still teach the same thing at both ends."""
"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb. Two. One to hold the light bulb and the other to hold the penis. I mean mother. Shit, I mean ladder."