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Joke of the Day
"A joke from my 5 year old brother... Q: What has four legs but doesn't move? A: A statue of a dog!"
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"I watched an exciting documentary about rabbit farmers... it was hare-raising."
"We have to seriously stop with the Holocaust jokes..... ""Ann Frankly"", they're quite offensive"
"Is your mum black ? Cause she has a massive dick."
"My dad will walk across the living room with a bowl of soup to the brim, shoelaces untied, because history has taught him nothing."
"Sally Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally."
"St. Bernards are dogs living in the Swiss Alps who search for lost travellers, skiers and mountaineers. That's how they survive the winters."
"I only drink out of jugs labelled XXX and I carry my money in a big sack with a dollar sign on the side. Everyone thinks I'm cool as hell."
"You aren't going to believe who the most amazing person is. Just read the first two words!"
"Little known fact: a penguin's head can rotate 390 degrees. Once."