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Joke of the Day
"I watched an exciting documentary about rabbit farmers... it was hare-raising."
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"What do you call a Gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass!"
"Oprah and Hilary have a backup plan if trump wins The catcher in the rye is going to be featured in Oprah's book club"
"The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial."
"2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17,19 etc were the years when I was in my prime."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mutant Barbie ...Professor Xavier's daughter: bald as a billiard ball wearing a Dark Phoenix costume"
"What do math and mermaids have in common? They both have an alge-bra."
"What do you call a feminist from LA? A SoCal Justice Warrior."
"I could never date a homophobe... I just don't think he'd be into that."
"Why do Belgians eat their french fries out of a funnel? They never want to lose a brown one once they've been burned"