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Joke of the Day
"Sally Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally."
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"""This is wrong on sooo many levels"" I say to my victims as I rob them at gun point on elevators."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Hot, mocha, and overpriced. Prostitutes. I like prostitutes."
"What's the difference between a Soap Opera and a Trailer Park? A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth."
"The Social Justice League doesn't have a Batmobile They have a tumbler."
"What do you call a black Canadian? Just 'Canadian'."
"How to find out if someone uses two computer monitors: they tell you."
"What did the business man say to the gangster? Pull up your fucking pants."
"Fun Christmas Trivia: ""Myrrh"" is the awkward sound you make when you look at your bank balance on Dec 26th."
"I don't see any former child prodigies/spelling bee champions solving any of the world's problems. Thanks for nothing, you little burn-outs."