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Joke of the Day

"TIL in 1937 the Germans sank their own U-boat instead of the American USS Anders. ""Sorry, wrong sub"""

"my thoughts and prayers go out to anyone at ComicCon attending a live taping of a podcast"

"They say genius skips a generation.In our case it fell off our family tree and died."

"Where do one-legged people go to eat? IHOP."

"Wanna see an asshole wrapped in plastic? Yeah? Ok, let me see your driver's license. (My buddy's grandpa told me this back in high school the first time I met him.)"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum it could be done."

"What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce"

"Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite."

"I phoned in sick today ""Exactly how sick are you?"" ""Well, I'm in bed with my 12 year old niece."""

"I tell this joke all the time on Reddit... ...it never gets gold."